So I'm the bad guy because I'm due in 2 1/2 weeks and I want you to stay home with me instead of go…

So I'm the bad guy because I'm due in 2 1/2 weeks and I want you to stay home with me instead of go out with your friends so I'm not alone when I go into labor? I'm the bad guy because I've never had a baby before and even though I'm ready for her to be here, I'm terrified of what labor is going to be like and I don't want to go through it by myself? THEN I'm still the bad guy because I just want to stay home and not go out with you and your friends because I'm fucking 9 months pregnant and uncomfortable and tired and I've been having small contractions on and off all day? So now I get to sit here and be ignored while you play video games because I was going to just go to my parents house because God forbid you have to sacrifice your social life so I can have one less thing to stress about. Poor poor poor you. 😒