Phone rings as we are getting in the car:
MIL: hola Johnny
Me; its Ashley hi ma
Her: hi how are you and the baby, send me pictures, what do you crave, have you set your baby shower date , how's California
*thinking which should I answer first 😂*
Me: everything is great , I love pizza and yes Jan 10th
Her: oh ok is he being nice to you , does he get you what you want , if he doesn't tell him I smack him when I see him , what do you want for Christmas, I bought the baby an outfit, when are you guys coming home
Me: yes , everyone at his job thinks I'm quite the spoiled one, thank you and soon I promise (she doesn't know we go in 2 weeks)
Her: ok I miss you guys we had bacalao tonight and I remember it was your favorite
Me: I miss you too and send me some , here's Johnny
Her: oh no tell him I'll call him later I was just going to talk to him about you anyway 😂😂 I love her
oh my god yes. to be honest mama boys can be the worst sometimes! its like you have to freaking compete with her!
I just dont want to feel like i have to prove anything towards her. like just love me god damn it. haha oh well!
I used to be blamed because he would always take the train and being me food back then until I laid out the facts . I literally gave this woman my bank statement like no no he spends most on him @preggimama
Oh trust it was not all glitter and gold my freshman year of hS in 09 😂 she made me cry once but then he stood up to her and she saw what I was about . I hope yours comes around. @preggimama @xaviermom1221
since my MIL only speaks Spanish we have out way of talking some what ha-ha :p
i wish my boyfriends mom was like that! I just get yelled at and she blames me for her son not being financially stable!
I understand her a little bit but when it's fast I'll be like . One more time or look at him mo@ktwins188
She always says if you're not being nice I smack you 😂😂😂 @ktwins188
but suckss I can't have a conversation with her she speaks nothing but Spanish
She cracks me up omg . Like every time he's on the phone it's always "yes ma , I know ma, okay ma, " @josiahsmommy219
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
AF due 29th, anyone else?
Hi all AF is due 29th Sept for me feels like forever away. Has anyone tested yet or when do you plan on testing x
Science!
My friend posted this on facebook last night and said her kids were asleep within minutes. It's a song that scientists created to help people fall asleep. I was skeptical but I thought what the hay, I'll try it out. I didn't bank on Dh falling asleep, but both him and lo were asleep by minute 2. And lo slept six straight hours. ?

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And it shouldn't be that way I would have said something if he hasn't by now @preggimama