my AWESOME FREAKING HUSBAND set the baby monitor to vibrate whenever the kid gets to a certain noise level. so now I don't just get to listen to the kid cry himself to sleep, I get to hear ERR ERR ERR every 2 freaking seconds. it's great to listen to at 2 am. I love him but damn if you can sleep through the kid wailing WHY MAKE MY LIFE MORE MISERABLE.

I tried to wake him up twice to help but he didn't get up. I'm over tonight