📝Dear Sex Drive,
Please return ASAP! 🙄 I cannot take anymore sad puppy eyes😞 or "blue balls" speech.
PS: If you see my emotional regulation🎭, please🙏🏽 inform her that I'm more than ready for her return. 😩
PSS: Also let my prepartum weight💃🏽 know that I will be expecting her in February.
Sincerely,
The pregnant mama with a hornball of a boyfriend, emotional breakdowns every two seconds & the forever gaining weight. ☺️📮
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😂😂😂😂 I'm pretty sure I have cobwebs forming. Hubby wants it but he understands it's just too painful for me
Hhhhaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂 I am tickled at you! All I know is better days will come!@kazori
I'm saying @laprecious straight crack fiends I'm always wondering like how did I ever like it this rough it's crazy when you get em used to that then it's not like you can just take it slow and have the same results so he must go crazy in any other position than me on top ! And my fiances African so the size is highly uncomfortable to say the least in all other positions than ones I can control. My cookie box is always sore after now like its the first time. Who woulda known we'd be planning sex smh lol @kaygrig like I be legit mad if he stop I keep moving like nah you stuck now lol @hottamalee
It's a done deal when he is on top but that isn't happening anymore. He likes doggie style but after a new minutes my stomach feels heavy. Haven't tried on top since being pregnant but that's normally my ish. Guess I'll make a special effort after date night to a wedding this weekend. Sad I have to plan it these days lol 😳 @kazori @hottamalee @laprecious
On top is the worst for me...when I'm in the mood it doesn't last long so I have to big out my big girl toy and finish up but he acts like he's a crackhead getting his first high while he's in it 😂😂😂😂😂 glad he finds pleasure though cause he be killing my cookie box 😩😩😩
@kazori, 😂😂 Yesss! Lol "keep it going" lol so funny!
Not sure if I'll feel the same with my full term stomach though 🤔
Right ! My boyfriend doesn't really bother me much for it but i know he needs it so I try to remember him. It's like he knows it's not worth trying cause I probably won't be into it so he waits until I start then gets happy lol the funny part is trying to get him not to hold back and savor the moment I'm like no your close keep it going so we can end no breaks lol ! Which is why on top is best your in control he has to give it up early if you want just keep moving 😭😂😂 @hottamalee @laprecious
@laprecious, 😂😂 smart! 🤔 @kazori & I think I have to try more lol I'm like if he don't initiate much then I'm off the hook lol smh
😂😂😂 ikr I miss them sometimes @kaygrig no position is comfortable to me at this point @kazori
I just try to muster up the energy to do it at least twice a week or three times that's probably max for sure lol I have no energy to be a ragdoll I just try to do positions I know will get him there fast 😇
God bless the women who say they want it all the time. I miss those days. It's like I'm not myself lol. I also don't eat any kind of chicken since being pregnant. My life is in shambles 😂😂😂😂 @laprecious @hottamalee
😂😂😂😂 @kaygrig he asks for that occasionally but not often @hottamalee girl I get him when he's absolutely tired and broken down it's like his bedtime medicine afterwards he's fast asleep!! I don't think any man gets enough
Oh and I can't give oral because I will gag and prob throw up lol.
@laprecious, @kaygrig lol he is patient & definitely understanding but he's truly a hornball lol he never a gets enough smh lol & that won't work either 😩😂
@laprecious, I wish that worked for mine. I will be doing that for hours before he will cum. I just can't win lol
My boyfriend is being patient but I know deep down he is mad as shit. The few times we have had sex it was for him
😂😂😂 girl just jack him off that has been a regular go to when I'm not in the mood!! Only difference is the hubs doesn't bother me about it 🙌🏽!!
@youniquebeauty, lol right! I hope I return back to normal after having my son!! 😩😅