The urge to pee constantly, the weird food cravings, the potential for morning sickness, you might…

The urge to pee constantly, the weird food cravings, the potential for morning sickness, you might pee yourself when you sneeze, and yes, we ALL know the end brings pain but itll be worth it once we have our baby. Your mom, aunt, sister, cousin, neighbor, and that nosy lady at thr grocery store seem to miss quite a lot in their cautionary tales. The things I wish I was warned about: you will get judo kicks or punches to your lady bits, rolling over in your third trimester is an Olympic event, constipation is a part of your life, your hips will feel as if you are being ripped apart 24/7, you can not put on pants, socks, or shoes without help due to said pain in hips, and cravings? you mean food, right? like all food but now baby is so big your stomach is so cramped that you can't enjoy that big Mac you decided to treat yourself to 😥 This is the worst joyous, beautiful thing I've ever done 😂 can I just have my baby now?