So I'm minding my business going potty as my son sits in the doorway rambling about who knows what.…

So I'm minding my business going potty as my son sits in the doorway rambling about who knows what. Then out the blue he yells "MOMMY A BUG!!"

I have never moved so fast in my life. I evacuated that bathroom so fast. Asked him where said bug was and he just looks at me and laughs...

Little Asshole, this BUG never existed...