Chantonae
twiggycakesss
Chantonae·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

But anyway, I've been having contractions all damn day... This kid better be ready to get out tonight... He got me fucked up if he think he gonna be chillin for another week!! He was supposed to be out friday😤 gonna eat this firecracker chicken and rape my husband lol.

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novahsmommy
Bianca·В ожидании первенца

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mrs.riddle2015

this just made me laugh so hard xDD

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Maddison Fish
maddisonfish
Maddison Fish·В ожидании первенца

It happened....?

2.5 years and today was the day he heard me fart. I thought I could crop dust him, but it came out full force. He looked at me and busted out laughing. ?

maddisonfish @ice he imitates me when I snored- I had a stuffy nose from my allergies and snored
babybump_user Dont even think we were dating before i farted ?? alcohol brings out the best of me
maddisonfish ??? you women crack me up!
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Mrs.Young
mommyagain
Mrs.Young·Мама дочки (1 год), беременна (23 нед.)

Just gonna let him name the baby....I'm not about to stress out over this let's see if he can do better...

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mommyagain @rockysmommy, exactly the same thing I thought like really???
mommyagain @gabbator95, my thoughts exactly thank you!
mommyagain @lalamichelle0707, I'll pass your idea on
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