Grandma: Mandy, I taught your kitten sign language...

(My kitten is just over a year old and almost 13 pounds and won't listen to anyone unless food is involved)

Me: Oh?

Grandma: Yes, watch.

(She calls my cats name and then does some weird gesture and my cat flips her tail and walks away)

Grandma: Well she only listens to me.

Me: Tank! Mommy has treats!

(Cat runs into the room and lays down out my feet)

Grandma: Stupid fat cat. Oh! I taught the neighbor hood raccoon sign language....

SMH!! 😂