lmfao now I know where I stand. recently I've been sleeping on the couch at my parents house because…

lmfao now I know where I stand. recently I've been sleeping on the couch at my parents house because one I'm scared to be alone and go into labor and two the fan spins faster in the TV room than my bedroom. my mom just informed me that she doesn't mind if I sleep here just sleep in my room instead of her new couch. why? she said she doesn't want my water breaking on her brand new couch. lmao. a couch comes before me now. 😂😂😂😂