Dear restless leg syndrome, I hate you. Ur annoying. I never thought I'd have to deal with you. I…

Dear restless leg syndrome,

I hate you. Ur annoying. I never thought I'd have to deal with you. I have better things to be annoyed by; like my back pain, sore heels, aggro boyfriend, round ligament pains, discharge that makes me have to change undies twice a day, constant gas, never ending hunger, weight gain & the list could go on. My hate for you can easily be reversed if you simply just go away!

Thanks, Management.