You know your a mom when... Your son throws up down your cleavage and instead of rushing to change…

Lol this literally just happened to me

it stops being gross after a while you're just like ah what ever I'll change later & then never do lol

Hahah yes

my son did that to me right before the baby shower

My daughter pooped on my bed and I waited until I was done changing her, put on her clothes and put her to bed before I changed my sheets 😂