we were eating dinner and I said was telling my mom that the baby kicked me in my vagina bone…

we were eating dinner and I said was telling my mom that the baby kicked me in my vagina bone earlier and my sister says haha what if a foot just popped out I said it can't do that cuz of my mucus plug and stuff and she said what you had to buy a plug so the baby wouldn't fall out! omg I couldn't stop laughing! then she pops off with I can't wait til you start lactosing I was like do you mean lactating? gosh she is something else! 😄😄😄😄