Dear 80-100mph winds, it's 11:57pm and I'm REALLY tired and wanting to sleep. If you could stop being so loud and making it sound like my window is about to cave in, I'd maybe like you more. Also, could you leave soon so I can go into labour, I don't feel like traveling up the motorway in these winds. Thanks.

Love from a very tired and annoyed Rochelle. 😘😘