Call it hormones, but I swear I'm dying. I can't breathe I laughed so hard. My MiL is a Jehovah's Witness and she is "out in [field] service" with some other members of her congregation today (pretty cool people actually). Anyway. They came to the house for a coffee/tea and cookie break. A few minutes after they get settled, I shit you not, three Mormons show up at the door also out in service. My MiL invites them in, offers them coffee. They stand awkwardly in my kitchen for a few minutes (out numbered by the way) and then awkwardly scurry off. I don't know why I found it so funny, but I swear I thought I was gonna pee myself holding back laughter until the house cleared out again.