Jenna
firstbaby_girl
Jenna·В ожидании первенца

stupid question? when it comes time to push during delivery, how do you push and all that?

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firstbaby_girl
Jenna·В ожидании первенца

lol no problem. its funny the things we think of. #preggobrain

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missing51user

thank you for posting it made my day a little bit better Lol

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firstbaby_girl
Jenna·В ожидании первенца

lmao this turned into a funny topic

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tattooedwho

but the good thing is if u poo you prolly won't know unless someone tells u or u got some toxic shit cause they clean it up quick

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tattooedwho

@january10th, 😭😭😭😭😥😁😁😁

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alicia91
Aliciaaa💕💙💕·Мама сына (4 года), беременна (38 нед.)

Just like @january10th said, it feels like you have to take a hugeee dump!! Lol, when I was about 9 almost 10 centimeters, I had been told it felt like you have to poop so the nurse came in and I asked her to help me go to the bathroom before my baby was born because I had to poop, lol. She was like "ohhh noo noo, hold on hold on right there, hun" she left the room for a sec then 4 nurses came in and then my doctor, they pushed my legs up and said "ok pussh" lol I was so confused!!! I kept saying "nooo i have to poop first" and they said "noo sweetie thats your baby coming out" lol. And 5 pushes later it sure was!! So yes, it feels like you gotta take the biggest dump of your life, lol.

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tattooedwho

no i mean if my water breaks I'm not eating after that lol with my First baby I just got lucky and didn't poo the second one I didn't eat after water broke

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missing51user

@sexii_diiva, lmfao I'm just being honest

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sexii_diiva
Mrs.Pin to you 😉·В ожидании первенца

@tattooedwho lol you can't detect when you going into labor!!! lol so when it gets close to hour due date what you just not gonna eat for days 😂😂😂😂 @january10th 😂😂😂 goosebumps.. I can't deal with this convo

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ekks.mamma
Felicia·В ожидании первенца

wile at my birthing classes the lady was telling us about pushing to deliver and she said now dads do not what ever you do do not tell your ladys that they pooped them selves even if they ask

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missing51user

@alhynele, Lol see now you kinda have a feeling of what you would have gone thru if you had your baby natural.

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alhynele
Alhy Berry·В ожидании первенца

@january10th, 😂😂😂

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missing51user

@sexii_diiva,

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firstbaby_girl
Jenna·В ожидании первенца

I'm scared I'll poop that'll be gross if I do. bad enough people will be looking at the vjay lol

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missing51user

Yes you shit your child out that's the very best way to describe it. & if you shit yourself its not accident you shit yourself cause of all the pressure. the doctor will tell you push with your bottom like you have to poop. they don't tell you if you poop now if your husband makes fun of you that's a different story. lol , thats why while you're in labor you can't eat so you don't have a bowel movement while pushing. if you get the epidural you will definitely know when it's time to push cause you feel like you have a terd waiting to come out. you know like when you hold it all day till you get home & you start getting goosebumps because you gotta go so bad, & it feels like a soon as you sit on the toilet its gonna slide out literally the same feeling lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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tattooedwho

my sis pooped lol I'd die I'm not eating shit beforehand @sexii_diiva

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sexii_diiva
Mrs.Pin to you 😉·В ожидании первенца

@january10th lol poop? really.. I hear some people mistakingly poop during labor. I would be so embarrassed

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dannettx3
Mommy Life·Мама дочки (2 года)

Not stupid at all. I really had no clue for my first. I didn't know what I was doing and I'm sure I'll be the same now for my unborn lol it's hard goodLuck

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tattooedwho

yep like ur forcing out the biggest terd the world and even when u push ur hardest you still have to go Harder I wanted to punch the midwives lol kept yelling harder!

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aicnov14

lmao yes, like literally forget about your vagina...it doesn't come out of there, you poop your baby out...That's how it feels and it took me half my labor to literally grasp how it felt...the two seriously join forces and become one, once you understand its a lot easier..

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missing51user

like you're pooping because it literally feels like you have to poop

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