what I gotta do to get this baby outta me?? 😩😩😩😩 I can't take it...its taking to longggggg!!!!

Because I can't sit here and watch Bolt for the 8,000th time, let's take a trip down memory lane!
need suggestions....
So at work we have a drink thief. Any time we put a drink in the fridge it disappears. I swear I know who it is. So far he's taken drinks from everyone that works in the office, we even put a sign to not take anything you didn't pay for and wrote our names on the drinks. The person I think is taking them works out of the office so we never get to see who is drinking them.
I need help!!! Something is wrong with my dog and I have no money or job to take him to the vet. I think hes dying idk
I just need for my baby to take a bottle, i really wanna go back to work 😩😩
girl I feel the same way