Preggered up for the firstime and taking this happy accident one day at a time. 😵🤪🤬😭🤧🥰😱🤯🙃

Here to meet, share, teach and learn/live vicariously through others. ✌️👀

My stomach growls are all up in my tits now. Where am I gonna find the real estate for this home stretch!? 😱 #gtfotrimester #finalcountdown

Karate kid 🤣

For all his fuckups, I feel grateful to have my babydaddy on my Team. When you see him doing stuff, even if it's the bare minimum, keep reminding yourself "I'm not the one doing that right now, and that's pretty awesome" 🤜🤛

Pregnancy is peeing in your own bath water and not even realizing what you've done till it's too late

Hi, I have an alien inside me #myfirstpost