I create, not procreate.
Stoner
Stay at home Mommy
I get along with almost, no people.
I laugh and love
Making Memories is my only goal for each day.
esoteric nature pagan with Celtic influence.
I currently live in Santa Barbara, CA Carpinteria! I'm from Las Vegas, NV
Married to a crazy, jerkoff who always keeps me smiling even when he wants to kill me.

I have a new fantasy.
Silence...ahhhhh sounds like pure joy.

I am not a pushover I'm just really okay with a lot of shit. My husband does things that most women i know and have told me they would have left him years ago. But i know he's different no matter what people say. I have lived with the man for 9 years. I am pretty sure I know most of him by now. I do hate when he doesn't come home after working all night and sleeps in his car but I know that's all he did, my friend is convinced he's cheating...how is she freaking out before me? I'm the one wit...

My baby is about to be one. Okay i use to want 3 kids. When people talk about baby fever I physically become feverish. Im already done. Props to the mamas with more than 2. Eww i think my tubes just tied up.

How can you say no to that face

Such a boob. I made him.

Sorry I'm not sorry.

Hey did anyone else try other apps to meet moms only to find out they are milf dating apps? Don't judge me.

So yeah I'm over rich friends since I'm a bad mom for not feeding my son organic food. Yeah gfyourself.

All the married ladies in the house with single husbands put your hands up! Oh wait...we're not supposed to celebrate? Because my husband, who acts single, seems to think it's okay! Yay for manipulation of men!

Even if I knew how to improve my love life, would I?
Probably Not.
So I retire from Google search marriage counseling since I'm in a relationship with a wall. :D👍👍👌