Little one is asleep ✔️
Laundry is done ✔️
Hubby is watching Football ✔️
Time for this Momma to take a hot shower and unwind.

Anyone have the Mamaroo? I'm about to be a SAHM of Irish twins and was debating if it was worth the money. I need as much help as I can get 😂

Any of those "obnoxious" Moms who always dress their daughters in bows, tutus, & glittery outfits out there?? My husband always fights me over it, but she looks so darn cute all dressed up 💁🏼😂

Worst part about your husband being a police officer? He has to work overnights. Best part? He surprises you with UberEATS when your cravings kick in. Buffalo chicken sandwich, fried pickles, fries, & a strawberry milkshake. He outdid himself today 😘

My honey just surprised me with a brand new washer and dryer set. I feel like washing everything now 😍

One of my coworkers kept calling Ellis Island Coney's Island tonight and was dead serious. He legitimately thought it was called Coney's Island. I almost lost my shit 😂😐

Delilah woke up at 3am and stayed up until 2pm. I only got an hour nap in and I have work in an hour. I'm running on three hours of sleep, lord help us all 😂

My child is the reincarnation of Evel Knievel y'all. She just scaled the side of her crib, slid down the bar, and laughed like it was the best damn joke she's ever heard. Next, she'll be jumping out of helicopters like her Daddy. #sendhelp.

Just a little reminder to all Moms out there: do something for yourself today. Drink that coffee, take a long shower, sneak another cookie, but above all else: find time to LOVE YOURSELF ❤️

Warning to my fellow Moms:

IT'S LICE SEASON 😨

Yes, that's right! These horrible pests have an actual season. Here's a few things you need to know about these ugly little buggers:

1. They LOVE to nest in CLEAN heads. Yes, the common misconception that dirty adults & children attract lice is bogus! You can still bathe your children, just lay off on washing their hair for a bit!

2. Tea Tree oil is an AMAZING option for your child. Those shampoos & sprays can lead to temporary blindness, rashe...