I suck at being a sahm today. Hopefully tomorrow will be better

I love when it gets dark earlier because the kids go to bed at a decent time. Yaaaaay

It annoys me when people are judgy jerks.

Oh maaaaan! Anyone heard of Nursemaid's Elbow? I hadn't until today. I picked up my younger daughter by the hands and her little elbow came out of joint. It wasn't rough or anything, I was just picking her up in a silly way while we were playing. She wasn't in any pain, but her arm was just hanging down by her side, limp. I guess it's very common and super easy to happen up to age 4. Just a warning! Also, it took the doctor literally (not figuratively) 3 seconds to put it back in place.

Moral ...

Answer these questions about your FIRST born. The one who made you a mommy!

1. Epidural? No
2. Father in the room? Yes
3. Induced? Yes
4. Know the sex beforehand? Yes
5. Due date? July 24, 2009
6. Birth date? July 28, 2009
7. Morning sickness? Not really
8. Cravings? Ice cream, blueberries
9. Pounds gained? 65 lbs. It wasn't cute
10. Sex of the baby? Boy
11. How old were you when you gave birth? 25
12. Hours in labor? 20
13. Baby's birth weight? 6 lbs 12 oz
14. Baby's Name? Kayson Knight
15. H...

Taking a bath because I'm too lazy to stand up in the shower. 💁

I'll be canning all night long!

My baby just had the biggest, most disgusting blowout I've ever seen. And all I felt was amazement. 10 years ago I would have been appalled. So funny.

Being a mom can be so hard. And today was one of those days. Thank goodness today is done. 😴

Look at those "smize!" Eat your heart out, Tyra Banks! 😜