When all the other peasent kids are fighting over a pool noodle and you're just like...

This is a longgggggg article, but it's SUCH a good read! Kim K. is supposedly known as the sexpot who "broke the internet," but I think she should be known as the woman who broke the mold on the image of pregnancy instead...

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Them: What're you doing this weekend?
Me: Sleeping.

I was literally told by one of my co-workers yesterday, "I AM above you." Okay. But when you on such a high pedestal it's a mighty hard fall all the way from the top boo 😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼#BitchSitDown #BeHumble

Rant: You women are truly incredible. I haven't seen one post or comment of negativity since I've joined Mom Life. Everyone is so nice and supportive... It's just so refreshing to see considering the world we live in. I'm a full believer that women should empower each other and you ladies have exceeded my expectations entirely. I just love y'all! 💗💗💗

****😎 Let's see who can pass along this long questionnaire!

Who was your last text from?
My boss

What's your profile picture?
My face 💁🏻

What's your middle name?
Marie

Your current relationship status?
Happily Married

What is your current mood?
Cranky

What's your dad's name?
David

If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Sure would

Do you have a crazy side?
Yes

Ever had a near death experience?
Not near, a full on death experience. I've literally died and came back...

#MomLifeSurvey

How old are you?
26

How old is your spouse?
31

How old are your kids?
5 and 20 months

How many kids do you have?
Two

Do you have any siblings?
Yes

How old are your siblings?
36, 36, 34, 30?, 27, 23

What are your siblings names?
Andrew, Rachel, Bethany, Stephanie, Dan, Eric

Are your parents together or divorced?
Divorced

What are your grandparents names?
Gene and Judy
Angelo and Audrey

How old are your parents?
My mom is 59
Dad would be 58

How old were your parents when...