I'm 34 and have been married for almost 15 years. We have two daughters. I'm a SAHM, I vape, I love to read, I'm an atheist and I love to play outside. My kids and my home are my job, and I'm damn proud of it.

Got the registration packet for my baby to attend speech therapy with other kiddos in PreK. 😊 She’s so excited!

Sweet dreams, Mommies. The girls are asleep so my a$$ is gonna lay on the couch and eat some chocolate. 😂😂😂

Good morning, Mommies! I hope you all have a fabulous day. 😊

So, since I’ve been MIA for quite a while, here’s an update!

Zoë is potty trained now. Still having the occasional accident but she’s doing wonderfully! Isla is my spaz. LOL She’s talking a LOT! We had some “roommates” that were here with us but they have since moved on. Our dog, Capone, is 11yo now and is having an issue holding his urine for long. Hubby and I are doing quite well. So far, everything is running smoothly and (somewhat) according to plan. HAHA

ATTN: My family is getting over some viral infection. Had to take one of my girls to All Children's on Wednesday night, she wouldn't stop vomiting and couldn't hold down fluids. Just want to let everyone know to wash your hands often and that this viral infection is spreading fast but only lasts 24-48 hours.

Been a long week. 🙁

Today has been a very good day. My home is nice and clean, girls are sleeping, Capone (our American Bulldog) is still sleeping off his walk, and tomorrow is family fun day. Good night all of you awesome mommies. 🌟🙃

Zoë has been potty trained for about 2 months now. But, for the past few days, she's been having several accidents during the day. She hides when she needs to poop also. I dunno if she needs to be corrected or just keep encouraging her. She was doing so well! I don't know what happened. 🙁

I woke this morning around 4am to hear Isla crying and panicking. So I rush to her room and it's dark, she's not in bed and she's freaking out. Now I'm freaking out. My poor kid got herself stuck under her bed. How? I have no clue. LOL Funny now. But boy did I flip out! 😂

My cute girls, ready for the day!