Happy Birthday to this not so little burrito! Can’t believe he’s 15!! He was just a 7 year old little turd when I met him. Now he’s a tall 15 year old turd! 😂😂😂

Me after a wild weekend of online shopping. 😬😂 #itsnotmine #holdingitforafriend

Making messes and memories! ❤️

So my daughter tells me there’s poop on the floor. I assume she’s joking. No. She pulled a turd..one of hers...from somewhere and put it on the floor.. mind you she was sitting in her little chair in front of me watching cartoons at whatever point she pooped and put it in her hand. Wtf. She’s 3. Why is she putting her shit on my floor?! 🤯 kids fully potty trained. I just can’t...
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Anyone else’s 3 yo driving them ABSOLUTELY INSANE!? I feel so guilty because I’m at work all day but her damn dad doesn’t make sure she takes a nap and by the time I get home she’s a NIGHTMARE like I can’t even enjoy being home with her because she’s having meltdowns over everything...or nothing. At 5:30 it’s way too late for a nap and it just sucks because her and I spend the whole evening stressed and I feel like a shitty mom. Ugh. Sorry. Not trying to complain, but maybe see if anyone can rel...

Is there anything better than a cup of coffee on a stormy morning when you’re the only one awake? I think not. ☕️

I feel bad for the grey chick, it’s her favorite 😂

My not so little fisherman! 🎣❤️ he’s been up since 6:30 this morning fishing and even made breakfast!
He’s so excited he caught his first catfish on his pole!

Little chicken farmer 👩‍🌾 🐔

Any of you mamas use a cricut? I’ve googled like 40 times which one to use to cut the png files and I never really get a clear answer. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 right now I have the cricut explore air 1 and it does vinyl and stuff but it’s pretty slow and you can’t to the sublimation files on it?