Ariel Bruce
@lizabeth.1294·Мама дочки (9 лет)
США, Миссури
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I'm 23 blessed with a beautiful baby girl, a handsome man and his two sons.
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Записи @lizabeth.1294
- Happy Birthday to this not so little burrito! Can’t believe he’s 15!! He was just a 7 year old little turd when I met him. Now he’s a tall 15 year ol...
- Me after a wild weekend of online shopping. 😬😂 #itsnotmine #holdingitforafriend
- Making messes and memories! ❤️
- So my daughter tells me there’s poop on the floor. I assume she’s joking. No. She pulled a turd..one of hers...from somewhere and put it on the floor....
- Anyone else’s 3 yo driving them ABSOLUTELY INSANE!? I feel so guilty because I’m at work all day but her damn dad doesn’t make sure she takes a nap an...
- Is there anything better than a cup of coffee on a stormy morning when you’re the only one awake? I think not. ☕️
- I feel bad for the grey chick, it’s her favorite 😂
- My not so little fisherman! ❤️ he’s been up since 6:30 this morning fishing and even made breakfast! He’s so excited he caught his first catfish on h...
- Little chicken farmer
- Any of you mamas use a cricut? I’ve googled like 40 times which one to use to cut the png files and I never really get a clear answer. ♀️😂 right now...
- Major Mom fail. So my daughters dog died in October. Since our dogs are outside dogs she didn’t notice as much with it being colder and the dogs tend ...
- Played outside a bit today. Funny story. So we’re walking down the road and Goose (big brown dog) takes off into the trees. We get down by the little ...
- Пост с фото
- These kids are eating food like the stores actually still have it on the shelves. ♀️🙄 Don’t come crying to me when we have nothing to eat by Tuesday...
- My not-so-little guy trying to sneak out the door without a picture before 2 month late homecoming!
- Пост с фото
- My daughter and I have spent the last hour eating goldfish and plotting how we can adopt another dog without her dad finding out. 😂 so far we’ve been...
- My 3 y/o: everybody say anaaalll Me: chokes on my water. Everyone say what? 3: aaannnnaaaalll Me: ayyy no? 3: aaaannnaaaallll Me: stares 3: stares...
- ❤️
- So I’ve had a rash on my arm that’s getting progressively worse over the past 3 weeks. ( I don’t work at a clinic or anything, getting it checked out ...
- Waking up to a text message: “omg you f**king b**ch! You’re in so much trouble!” Me: MY BEST FRIENDS ENGAGED YALL! 😂😂😂😂
- Okay so my best friend is getting engaged this weekend and doesn’t know it! Her man just showed me a pic of the ring and I’m DYING because I can’t tel...
- Had a great day watching the Chiefs win the super bowl yesterday. Best part(aside from the win) was probably when the kids ran in and yelled “NONE OF ...
- Someone please send wine. And lots of it....okay, I don’t drink wine, and after today I may need something stronger. 🙄
- Y’all! That wild hair! Lol my little Mahomes fan was modeling mommy’s headbands for spirit week at work. ❤️
- Y’all. Send help. My child is dipping her chicken nuggets and tater tots in chocolate milk
- Me: I need to work out. I really need to lose some weight. Also me: bakes brownies. 🙄 send help.
- So we’re at my aunts watching the chiefs play (Super Bowl bound baby!) and my nephew comes in from my aunts room and says “umm aunt itchy, something h...
- Any time I ask my daughter why she did something she’s not supposed to she starts singing “it caaaaallllssss me!” From Frozen she’s too smart for her ...
- More like “Baby shark” and messy buns lol but she loves the song “Roll out” too. ♀️😂
- Who said 2s were terrible!? 3 is AWFUL! It’s honestly maybe because I went back to work and my daughter is staying home with her dad now and he’s a f*...
- What’s your favorite holiday tradition to do for/with your kids or one you want to start with your littles? My favorite with my step sons that I can’t...
- I take a shower and shave my legs then watch the voice. Boom. Chills and prickly legs. 😂why did I even bother.
- She’s perfect!❄️
- Made my mini miss and myself Valentine’s Day shirts. Sooo cute!! She loves matching mommy and mommy loves that she loves it!
- Is anyone else’s man totally useless? Orrr just mine? My bf doesn’t work because he doesn’t want to, so he stays home with our daughter. Anytime I’m n...
- Everyone in my house is freaking sick. 😫 I’m over cold and flu season already. 🙄
- Can’t decide which hair color to go with! Help!! This is why I can never get my hair done. 😂
- My daughter gives me a kiss goodnight and says good job going pee tomorrow mommy. I so proud of you. 😂
- Me eating pizza rolls with some wine tonight, because I’m a classy broad. My daughter says “can I have a bite mommy?” “Sure, but they’re super hot so ...
- The pictures on the left and the bottom right are of my little girl at age 3, the top right is my cousins daughter when she was 3. I never realized ho...
- Me: gets out all the ingredients to make protein balls. Opens up bag of flax seeds, find spider web and a moth thing flies out. Throw away the bag of...
- Okay, what are some cheap in-law gift ideas? I hate bringing nothing at all, but they make tons of money and don’t really need anything. We usually do...
- Had a busy Christmas eve and Day. Presents are opened, bellies full, and now mamas ready to curl up with a blanket and watch a movie until I fall asle...
- I think she likes her reindeer! She has to wait for bubbies to get here to open the rest of her presents, but she’s pretty content right now.
- Пост с фото
- So my daughter wanted Santa to get her the big Sven the reindeer. Well reindeer is hidden until Christmas, but she’s loving the box! 😂
- What’s for dinner tonight mamas? I think we’re having chili cheese tater tot casserole...although I don’t feel like cooking anything. 😂
- Me: omg why did my mom put me in an ugly green, velvet dress when I was a baby. That’s hideous. What was she thinking! Also me: ohh which velvet dres...
- She wanted a picture with Santa...but not next to Santa. ♀️😂 I would’ve maybe put on some makeup had I known I was going to be in the photo, but wha...