marceline319
@marceline319·Мама сына (8 лет)
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A mom who just needs to rant occasionally. Who doesn't? 🤷🏻♀️
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- arenting is holding an pset baby in one arm, a cp of coffee in the other hand, and choking on said coffee. h, and yor shirt is covered in breast milk....
- eant btter jelly time #messybaby
- een leaking hardcore today 🙈💦
- love the garnet in my granite contertops so mch i have the name arnet on my list of girl names, lol.
- irthday parties who did yo invite and how many did yo invite don't want it too big, bt wanna invite the right amont of people so no one feels left o...
- reat, think oel has eczema. 🙄
- ood news have lost a significant amont of weight. ad news the only thing have to wear for my cosins wedding tonight makes me look frmpy. 🙃 h and...
- ights like this really miss cosleeping. 💔
- y son has a crsh on assey o from logilates. e's been happy sqealing while watching her videos. e've seen two today. 🤣
- y favorite piece of frnitre he gest bed. t's so comfy 've dbbed it my second bed so get to oel easier at night. 😴 #momlifegames
- hat's right behind me. he glider and the blanket my made for oel that se a play area so can leave him sitting by himself for a little bit and not w...
- ome vandalism in ngland from when went in . wonder if they ever got in troble for it, lol. know know. need to back p all my photos. 😩#momlifegam...
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- y invited himself over to stay the night. 🙄
- oodnight!😴 🌙💙 #babysleep
- eaked today for the first time in a while, and oddly enogh, missed it, lol.
- t's raining the baby is asleep, so 'll treat myself a little. ☺️
- nyone ever think abot the greater prpose of them getting pregnant t's kinda hard to explain, bt gess kinda like what yor life wold be like if yo didn...
- ometimes need my to stf abot how raise my child. e has an opinion abot how oel shold be sleeping, pacifiers, and now it's solids. 'm trying my best...
- dk why don't work ot with oel more often. t's the most fn 've ever had exercising! 💪🏻
- pdate ended p moving rooms becase oel kept waking p, bt when left it still smelled nasty from hnnys gas. aybe that's what was bothering oel. 🤔
- y hsband jst farted, and 'm tempted to kick him ot becase that shit staaaank 😯😷
- o oel is months today! per exciting stff. -went to almart braless wearing a #asphaltbabes shirt. -oel is now reaching for my smoothie. 'm not ready ...
- heese is the most delicios when yo're sleep deprived. 🧀😋😴#eatmyfeelings #sleeptraining #gothefcktosleep
- swear worry abot my son more when he's in his bassinet than when he's sleeping with me. 🙃
- inda weird to think that haven't had a period in over a year. ice. t weird.
- old mornings like this give me an excse to cddle with my baby in bed. ☺️
- nyone bring their yr old to isney orld anna share experiences
- lrighty, here it goes! hy not take a break and learn abot each other . re yo named after someone o . ast time that yo cried y granny's fneral. ....
- ➕🙀👰🏼🤵🏻🐶☠️😭💔👩🏼🎓🙌🏻💙👶🏼👵🏻☠️😭💔👵🏻☠️😭💔🦃🎄🎁🎊👪 #momlifegame
- aby is asleep. did dishes, and didn't have to cook becase hbby wanted to scronge. didn't have any meltdowns today. 'm feeling pretty good. 🤗
- ngry, thirsty, and rocking a baby to sleep, bt don't wanna tell to get brgers lol.
- hen yor passcode for yor accont is the spposed day of conception. 😳
- ll married, engaged or dating coples - make this yor stats and answer honestly! •ho is older e •id yo go to the same school es, high school and colle...
- 'm feeding sleepy oel atm, and he nlatches for a little bit and tries to find it again by rbbing his moth ever so gently all arond my boob. t's reall...
- o ever since he was born, cold never pt oel down. he pediatrician said last week that it wold be okay if let him down for a moment to do stff. et hi...
- don't think oel slept at all last night. 😭😴
- ot shat on everywhere and 'm not even grossed ot. 💩
- o it was feeding time for oel last time bt while was bringing him to my breast realized that had a bottle in the fridge that was gonna expire the n...
- n with ors. or names go by .aroline . abibi . om . seless (inside joke) or places 've lived . ngland . aton oge . etairie . orocco or things ...
- gess it's time to pay attention to yor cat when he ses late night feedings as a time to force pets on yo, going so far as trying to move my phone ot o...
- bby needs to wake p like now so can do chores and cook. 🙄
- othing like pmping with one hand and holding yor baby on the other side. 💙