Parenting is holding an upset baby in one arm, a cup of coffee in the other hand, and choking on said coffee. Oh, and your shirt is covered in breast milk. 🙃#goodmorning

Peanut butter jelly time #messybaby

Been leaking hardcore today 🙈💦

I love the garnet in my granite countertops so much i have the name Garnet on my list of girl names, lol.

Birthday parties: who did you invite and how many did you invite? I don't want it too big, but I wanna invite the right amount of people so no one feels left out. But most of our friends are single guys without kids so what 25 year old male wants to go to a kid's birthday party?

Great, I think Noel has eczema. 🙄

Good news: I have lost a significant amount of weight.
Bad news: the only thing I have to wear for my cousins wedding tonight makes me look frumpy. 🙃 Oh and I'm too broke and short on time to buy something else. 💸

Nights like this I really miss cosleeping. 💔

My son has a crush on Cassey Ho from Blogilates. He's been happy squealing while watching her videos. We've seen two today. 🤣

My favorite piece of furniture: The guest bed. It's so comfy; I've dubbed it my second bed so I get to Noel easier at night. 😴 #momlifegames