marceline319
@marceline319
Мама сына (9 лет)
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A mom who just needs to rant occasionally. Who doesn't? 🤷🏻♀️
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- Parenting is holding an upset baby in one arm, a cup of coffee in the other hand, and choking on said coffee. Oh, and your shirt is covered in breast milk. 🙃#go…27.09.20177 лайков
- Peanut butter jelly time #messybaby19.09.20173 лайка
- Been leaking hardcore today 🙈💦18.09.2017
- I love the garnet in my granite countertops so much i have the name Garnet on my list of girl names, lol.01.09.20171 лайк
- Birthday parties: who did you invite and how many did you invite? I don't want it too big, but I wanna invite the right amount of people so no one feels left ou…03.07.20171 лайк
- Great, I think Noel has eczema. 🙄14.06.20176 комментариев4 лайка
- Good news: I have lost a significant amount of weight. Bad news: the only thing I have to wear for my cousins wedding tonight makes me look frumpy. 🙃 Oh and I'm…09.06.20174 лайка
- Nights like this I really miss cosleeping. 💔05.06.20173 лайка
- My son has a crush on Cassey Ho from Blogilates. He's been happy squealing while watching her videos. We've seen two today. 🤣25.04.20171 комментарий1 лайк
- My favorite piece of furniture: The guest bed. It's so comfy; I've dubbed it my second bed so I get to Noel easier at night. 😴 #momlifegames30.03.20174 лайка
- What's right behind me. The glider and the blanket my MIL made for Noel that I use a play area so I can leave him sitting by himself for a little bit and not wo…30.03.2017
- Some vandalism in England from when I went in 2011. I wonder if they ever got in trouble for it, lol. I know I know. I need to back up all my photos. 😩#momlifeg…30.03.2017
- #GOTHEFUCKTOSLEEP23.03.2017
- My FIL invited himself over to stay the night. 🙄14.03.20171 лайк
- Goodnight!😴 🌙💙 #babysleep07.03.2017
- Leaked today for the first time in a while, and oddly enough, I missed it, lol.24.02.2017
- It's raining; the baby is asleep, so I'll treat myself a little. ☺21.02.2017
- Anyone ever think about the greater purpose of them getting pregnant? It's kinda hard to explain, but I guess kinda like what your life would be like if you did…18.02.2017
- Sometimes I need my FIL to stfu about how I raise my child. He has an opinion about how Noel should be sleeping, pacifiers, and now it's solids. I'm trying my b…17.02.20172 комментария1 лайк
- Idk why I don't work out with Noel more often. It's the most fun I've ever had exercising! 💪🏻10.02.2017
- Update: I ended up moving rooms because Noel kept waking up, but when I left it still smelled nasty from hunnys gas. Maybe that's what was bothering Noel. 🤔09.02.20171 лайк
- My husband just farted, and I'm tempted to kick him out because that shit staaaank 😯😷09.02.20172 комментария6 лайков
- So Noel is 4months today! Super exciting stuff. -went to Walmart braless wearing a #asphaltbabes shirt. -Noel is now reaching for my smoothie. I'm not ready for…04.02.20172 лайка
- Cheese is the most delicious when you're sleep deprived. 🧀😋😴#eatmyfeelings #sleeptraining #gothefucktosleep03.02.20173 лайка
- I swear I worry about my son more when he's in his bassinet than when he's sleeping with me. 🙃20.01.20174 лайка
- Kinda weird to think that I haven't had a period in over a year. Nice. But weird.14.01.20172 комментария2 лайка
- Cold mornings like this give me an excuse to cuddle with my baby in bed. ☺09.01.20173 лайка
- Anyone bring their 1yr old to Disney World? Wanna share experiences?29.12.20161 комментарий2 лайка
- Alrighty, here it goes! Why not take a break and learn about each other? 1. Are you named after someone? No 2. Last time that you cried? My granny's funeral. 3.…29.12.20161 комментарий1 лайк
- ➕🙀👰🏼🤵🏻🐶☠ 😭💔👩🏼 🎓🙌🏻💙👶🏼👵🏻☠ 😭💔👵🏻☠ 😭💔🦃🎄🎁🎊👪 #momlifegame29.12.20163 лайка
- Baby is asleep. I did dishes, and I didn't have to cook because hubby wanted to scrounge. AAAAAAANND I didn't have any meltdowns today. I'm feeling pretty good.…19.12.20163 лайка
- Hungry, thirsty, and rocking a baby to sleep, but I don't wanna tell FIL to get burgers lol.14.12.20164 лайка
- When your passcode for your account is the supposed day of conception. 😳14.12.20162 лайка
- All married, engaged or dating couples - make this your status and answer honestly! •Who is older? Me •Did you go to the same school? Yes, high school and colle…13.12.20162 комментария1 лайк
- I'm feeding sleepy Noel atm, and he unlatches for a little bit and tries to find it again by rubbing his mouth ever so gently all around my boob. It's really sw…11.12.2016
- So ever since he was born, I could never put Noel down. The pediatrician said last week that it would be okay if I let him down for a moment to do stuff. Let hi…09.12.20162 лайка
- I don't think Noel slept at all last night. 😭😴08.12.2016
- Got shat on everywhere and I'm not even grossed out. 💩07.12.2016
- So it was feeding time for Noel last time but while I was bringing him to my breast I realized that I had a bottle in the fridge that was gonna expire the next …01.12.2016
- Fun with Fours. Four names I go by: 1.Caroline 2. Habibi 3. Mom 4. Useless (inside joke) Four places I've lived 1. England 2. Baton Rouge 3. Metairie 4. Morocco…28.11.2016
- I guess it's time to pay attention to your cat when he uses late night feedings as a time to force pets on you, going so far as trying to move my phone out of m…26.11.2016
- Hubby needs to wake up like now so I can do chores and cook. 🙄23.11.2016
- Nothing like pumping with one hand and holding your baby on the other side. 💙22.11.2016