It's all about choosing your sacrifices.

Sounds like a romantic evening. 😂

If you need a reason to finally spend some hard-earned cash on housecleaning, this is it.

Print this. Frame this. Show it to everyone you know.

You're going to want to start using it if you aren't already.

"Sadly, she won’t remember much from the formative years she spent with you, but here’s what I’ll remember forever."

"You want to talk about super-human strength? Try never having a break. Ever."

Including to the stage of the New York Stock Exchange.

Sign. Us. Up.

Nice try, buddy. 😂