How do I delete my account?

I want another one. #babyfever

My hubby was mad at me because I didn't want to go visit his brother today. I was like take the baby and go see him lol. Now I'm sitting by the pool sipping on my blue moon like yessssss 🙈🐟🙌🏻🍺alone time

These asshole mosquitos keep biting my baby 😭😭😭😭😭

My baby is one week shy of being four months old. I exclusively pump. I never kept track of how much he eats. Usually a six ounce bottle at a time. Well in the last 24 hours he's drank 41 ounces of breastmilk. 😳😳😳😳 ummm no wonder I felt like my supply was low.

OH MY GOD MY MOMS BOYFRIEND IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF. I just laid my son down for his nap he's so sleepy and grumpy and this dick wants to fucking make so much noise #killyourself close and open that door one more time. Watch yourself have your testicles around your neck. I'm tired.....

Seriously this stuff and the baby head to toe wash is the best. After all the controversy over Johnson and Johnson I made the switch.

Things you figure out that would of made life so much easier months ago 😳 wish someone would of told me to put my pump parts in the fridge so you only have to wash once a day. And put baby in baby tub and shower at the same time. Mom showers baby plays in water. Everyone is happy.

I'm having trouble with milk supply. Thinking about renting the symphony breast pump for the hospital. Is it worth it?

When you're ready to break someone's skull open with a breast pump 😡😡😡😡😡