When your boyfriend promised you a lunch date two days ago, but won't acknowledge your presence after you ran every errand that needed to be done today by yourself (eye doctor, fixed headlights which I installed myself, grocery shopping, clean out pantry and fridge). No really, babe. Just keep playing your video games. You don't have an irritable, hungry, pregnant girlfriend throwing mental daggers at your head right now. Men. I swear. 😒