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@themarzipandoe·Мама дочки (10 лет)
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- I haven't been on here in months, but as an update, my little chub is now a very talkative four month old. 😊
- when you THOUGHT you were going to fuss but mommy got you before you could.
- little miss month old is just like me, genuinely unimpressed and sleepy. notice big brother keeping close to both of us.
- little miss alert is coming up on a month old.
- I'm considering buying a humidifier for my daughter just because of her stuffy nose. It would also probably help her daddy too. Does anyone have any g...
- woke up to pump, only to notice him on bassinet guard duty. #soprotective
- shit you don't think about until it's put in your face. #ohgod
- my daughter will be two weeks tomorrow, and all she wants to do is drink the boobs she has on tap. #growlittleonegrow 😍
- It's ridiculous how my sex drive went from zero to one hundred after I had my daughter. 😧😧😧😒😒😒
- I feel like I haven't been on preggie in ages. I've missed so many cute baby births. 😦😦😦
- I love how even though motherhood is new, it feels like it's been in the back of my head all along. 😍
- he went from cuddling her in the womb to protective big brother in no time.
- So, let's get my baby story done while my little is asleep. I was due January 22nd, but I had my induction scheduled on Monday at 3 am because whethe...
- I'm in love, okay?!
- someone finally made her debut at 21.1 inches long and 6 pounds, 10 ounces. #shethinksitstoobright
- Epidural in, water broken. I feel like a child who peed on themselves but has no shame. 😄
- and so it begins.
- An hour until my induction starts and I could not be more nervous. 😧😧😧
- I regret every stupid ass Facebook page I liked in high school. #trueregret
- When your nurse tells you, " actually, you're 40 and a day " when you thought you wouldn't be at 40 until the day after. 😧😧😧 #knewmydaughterwouldbe...
- he refuses to go any further than that with this snow. ever since he was a squirt, he's HATED snow. #itssocutethough
- When your boyfriend almost gets his soul taken away by pissing you off, then redeems by promising you a warm chocolate croissant from Starbucks. #youk...
- When you know there's snacks downstairs but just the word "stairs" makes your skin crawl. #imtoopregnantforthisshit
- one day I'll be dedicated enough to go from the gym to thirty degrees in shorts. #imlyinglikehell
- Ironically, the baby in my stomach usually isn't why I don't sleep at night. #noticethepuppyhead
- Busy waiting on you to get a job that isn't so back and forth. Steady paychecks would be nice from someone other than me.
- Trying to coax my daughter out but I only feel contractions when I've held my bladder. 😧😧😧
- my second fur baby, bump cuddling. #sheskickingbuthedoesntcare
- That hilarious moment when someone who's opinion holds no weight doesn't like the name you've chosen for your child. #butdidIaskyou #suredidnt
- I was six months pregnant and able to wear heels. and now I'm in the month of my due date. 😧😧😧
- When my doctor explained to me where my cervix is in relation to my daughter's head, I damn near died. #hatecervixchecks
- The puppy is SO unimpressed with the stroller/carseat. 😂😂
- When you go into the hospital and feel like dying. Whether it was early labor or false labor, my contractions were 8 to 10 minutes apart. 😧😧😧
- I'll be thirty nine weeks on Friday and I feel like I've been pregnant for a year. A fast, fat year.
- Told my boyfriend I'm buying a bigger mattress for tax season and he got upset. He doesn't realize I'm doing this for his safety, because if he rolls ...
- I hate not entirely being aware of contractions / not knowing what they feel like. But knowing that this could potentially be it is driving me insane....
- cheetoes and cranberry juice? heartburn. a piece of chocolate? heartburn. breathing? heartburn. 😧😧😧
- my mom set up my second baby shower and I could not be happier, already.
- thirteen days until my due date and not a single sign of baby coming other than my cervix being soft. 😧😧😧
- When something is so funny you have to go to the twitter account to confirm it's real. 😧😧😂 #itis #icant
- I can not be the only person who looks at some people's kids acting a fool in public and just quietly whispers, " i fucking hate kids. " #ireallydont ...
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- third trimester diarrhea is the WORST symptom in my opinion. like, woken up from a nap because my stomach screamed to be released. 😧😧😧 #tmi #sorryn...
- so many mommies had their babies while I was asleep or are having them today. I love it! 😄 #goJanuarymommies
- pretty sure I've begun nesting without actually nesting. cleaning but not over doing it, set up her crib, bassinet, and washed all her clothes with a ...
- When your boyfriend and you decide to look up how old Ice Cube is on Wiki and get this bullshit as a first result. #welaughedtotears
- Brought in the new year and my thirty seven weeks with my daughter's first music show, Kings of Leon. She enjoyed all of that action, surprisingly. #h...
- my boyfriend's niece and nephew are such a disrespectful pain in my ass. and of course he knows, but with his mother being their guardian, she's a pus...
- thirty six weeks and people DEFINITELY need to stop trying to touch my belly.
- Over Christmas. over it.