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• I haven't been on here in months, but as an update, my little chub is now a very talkative four month old. 😊
  06.06.20168 лайков8
• when you THOUGHT you were going to fuss but mommy got you before you could.
  01.03.20165 комментариев528 лайков28
• little miss month old is just like me, genuinely unimpressed and sleepy. notice big brother keeping close to both of us.
  27.02.201612 лайков12
• little miss alert is coming up on a month old.
  23.02.20161 комментарий120 лайков20
• I'm considering buying a humidifier for my daughter just because of her stuffy nose. It would also probably help her daddy too. Does anyone have any good recomm…
  12.02.20167 комментариев7
• woke up to pump, only to notice him on bassinet guard duty. #soprotective
  12.02.201610 лайков10
• shit you don't think about until it's put in your face. #ohgod
  10.02.20167 комментариев711 лайков11
• my daughter will be two weeks tomorrow, and all she wants to do is drink the boobs she has on tap. #growlittleonegrow 😍
  10.02.20166 лайков6
• It's ridiculous how my sex drive went from zero to one hundred after I had my daughter. 😧😧😧😒😒😒
  06.02.20161 комментарий12 лайка2
• I feel like I haven't been on preggie in ages. I've missed so many cute baby births. 😦😦😦
  06.02.20165 лайков5
• I love how even though motherhood is new, it feels like it's been in the back of my head all along. 😍
  01.02.201610 лайков10
• he went from cuddling her in the womb to protective big brother in no time.
  31.01.20164 лайка4
• So, let's get my baby story done while my little is asleep. I was due January 22nd, but I had my induction scheduled on Monday at 3 am because whether my water …
  31.01.201612 лайков12
• I'm in love, okay?!
  28.01.20162 комментария225 лайков25
• someone finally made her debut at 21.1 inches long and 6 pounds, 10 ounces. #shethinksitstoobright
  27.01.20163 комментария342 лайка42
• Epidural in, water broken. I feel like a child who peed on themselves but has no shame. 😄
  26.01.20161 комментарий132 лайка32
• and so it begins.
  25.01.20164 комментария428 лайков28
• An hour until my induction starts and I could not be more nervous. 😧😧😧
  25.01.20163 комментария38 лайков8
• I regret every stupid ass Facebook page I liked in high school. #trueregret
  24.01.20169 лайков9
• When your nurse tells you, " actually, you're 40 and a day " when you thought you wouldn't be at 40 until the day after. 😧😧😧 #knewmydaughterwouldbefashionablyla…
  24.01.20168 лайков8
• he refuses to go any further than that with this snow. ever since he was a squirt, he's HATED snow. #itssocutethough
  22.01.20165 комментариев512 лайков12
• When your boyfriend almost gets his soul taken away by pissing you off, then redeems by promising you a warm chocolate croissant from Starbucks. #youknowmesowel…
  21.01.20169 лайков9
• When you know there's snacks downstairs but just the word "stairs" makes your skin crawl. #imtoopregnantforthisshit
  21.01.20162 комментария225 лайков25
• one day I'll be dedicated enough to go from the gym to thirty degrees in shorts. #imlyinglikehell
  20.01.20164 комментария410 лайков10
• Ironically, the baby in my stomach usually isn't why I don't sleep at night. #noticethepuppyhead
  20.01.201611 комментариев118 лайков8
• Busy waiting on you to get a job that isn't so back and forth. Steady paychecks would be nice from someone other than me.
  20.01.20166 лайков6
• Trying to coax my daughter out but I only feel contractions when I've held my bladder. 😧😧😧
  19.01.20163 лайка3
• my second fur baby, bump cuddling. #sheskickingbuthedoesntcare
  18.01.20168 лайков8
• That hilarious moment when someone who's opinion holds no weight doesn't like the name you've chosen for your child. #butdidIaskyou #suredidnt
  17.01.20166 комментариев612 лайков12
• I was six months pregnant and able to wear heels. and now I'm in the month of my due date. 😧😧😧
  17.01.201625 лайков25
• When my doctor explained to me where my cervix is in relation to my daughter's head, I damn near died. #hatecervixchecks
  16.01.20167 лайков7
• The puppy is SO unimpressed with the stroller/carseat. 😂😂
  15.01.20161 комментарий110 лайков10
• When you go into the hospital and feel like dying. Whether it was early labor or false labor, my contractions were 8 to 10 minutes apart. 😧😧😧
  14.01.20169 лайков9
• I'll be thirty nine weeks on Friday and I feel like I've been pregnant for a year. A fast, fat year.
  14.01.201610 лайков10
• Told my boyfriend I'm buying a bigger mattress for tax season and he got upset. He doesn't realize I'm doing this for his safety, because if he rolls into my sp…
  13.01.201613 комментариев1323 лайка23
• I hate not entirely being aware of contractions / not knowing what they feel like. But knowing that this could potentially be it is driving me insane. 😧😧
  11.01.20161 комментарий110 лайков10
• cheetoes and cranberry juice? heartburn. a piece of chocolate? heartburn. breathing? heartburn. 😧😧😧
  11.01.20161 комментарий19 лайков9
• my mom set up my second baby shower and I could not be happier, already.
  09.01.201618 лайков18
• thirteen days until my due date and not a single sign of baby coming other than my cervix being soft. 😧😧😧
  09.01.20161 комментарий15 лайков5
• When something is so funny you have to go to the twitter account to confirm it's real. 😧😧😂 #itis #icant
  07.01.201610 лайков10
• I can not be the only person who looks at some people's kids acting a fool in public and just quietly whispers, " i fucking hate kids. " #ireallydont #ijusthave…
  07.01.201617 комментариев1715 лайков15
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  06.01.20167 лайков7
• third trimester diarrhea is the WORST symptom in my opinion. like, woken up from a nap because my stomach screamed to be released. 😧😧😧 #tmi #sorrynotsorry
  06.01.20167 лайков7
• so many mommies had their babies while I was asleep or are having them today. I love it! 😄 #goJanuarymommies
  05.01.20169 лайков9
• pretty sure I've begun nesting without actually nesting. cleaning but not over doing it, set up her crib, bassinet, and washed all her clothes with a hospital b…
  05.01.20164 комментария46 лайков6
• When your boyfriend and you decide to look up how old Ice Cube is on Wiki and get this bullshit as a first result. #welaughedtotears
  03.01.201610 лайков10
• Brought in the new year and my thirty seven weeks with my daughter's first music show, Kings of Leon. She enjoyed all of that action, surprisingly. #happynewyea…
  01.01.20164 комментария410 лайков10
• my boyfriend's niece and nephew are such a disrespectful pain in my ass. and of course he knows, but with his mother being their guardian, she's a push over to …
  27.12.20156 лайков6
• thirty six weeks and people DEFINITELY need to stop trying to touch my belly.
  27.12.20157 лайков7
• Over Christmas. over it.
  25.12.20151 комментарий13 лайка3