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@themarzipandoe·Мама дочки (9 лет)
United States, Tennessee, Nashville
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- haven't been on here in months, bt as an pdate, my little chb is now a very talkative for month old. 😊
- when yo yo were going to fss bt mommy got yo before yo cold.
- little miss month old is jst like me, geninely nimpressed and sleepy. notice big brother keeping close to both of s.
- little miss alert is coming p on a month old.
- 'm considering bying a hmidifier for my daghter jst becase of her stffy nose. t wold also probably help her daddy too. oes anyone have any good recomm...
- woke p to pmp, only to notice him on bassinet gard dty. #soprotective
- shit yo don't think abot ntil it's pt in yor face. #ohgod
- my daghter will be two weeks tomorrow, and all she wants to do is drink the boobs she has on tap. #growlittleonegrow 😍
- t's ridiclos how my sex drive went from zero to one hndred after had my daghter. 😧😧😧😒😒😒
- feel like haven't been on preggie in ages. 've missed so many cte baby births. 😦😦😦
- love how even thogh motherhood is new, it feels like it's been in the back of my head all along. 😍
- he went from cddling her in the womb to protective big brother in no time.
- o, let's get my baby story done while my little is asleep. was de anary nd, bt had my indction schedled on onday at am becase whether my water bro...
- 'm in love, okay!
- someone finally made her debt at . inches long and ponds, onces. #shethinksitstoobright
- pidral in, water broken. feel like a child who peed on themselves bt has no shame. 😄
- and so it begins.
- n hor ntil my indction starts and cold not be more nervos. 😧😧😧
- regret every stpid ass acebook page liked in high school. #treregret
- hen yor nrse tells yo, " actally, yo're and a day " when yo thoght yo woldn't be at ntil the day after. 😧😧😧 #knewmydaghterwoldbefashionablylate
- he refses to go any frther than that with this snow. ever since he was a sqirt, he's snow. #itssoctethogh
- hen yor boyfriend almost gets his sol taken away by pissing yo off, then redeems by promising yo a warm chocolate croissant from tarbcks. #yoknowmesow...
- hen yo know there's snacks downstairs bt jst the word "stairs" makes yor skin crawl. #imtoopregnantforthisshit
- one day 'll be dedicated enogh to go from the gym to thirty degrees in shorts. #imlyinglikehell
- ronically, the baby in my stomach sally isn't why don't sleep at night. #noticethepppyhead
- sy waiting on yo to get a job that isn't so back and forth. teady paychecks wold be nice from someone other than me.
- rying to coax my daghter ot bt only feel contractions when 've held my bladder. 😧😧😧
- my second fr baby, bmp cddling. #sheskickingbthedoesntcare
- hat hilarios moment when someone who's opinion holds no weight doesn't like the name yo've chosen for yor child. #btdidaskyo #sredidnt
- was six months pregnant and able to wear heels. and now 'm in the month of my de date. 😧😧😧
- hen my doctor explained to me where my cervix is in relation to my daghter's head, damn near died. #hatecervixchecks
- he pppy is nimpressed with the stroller/carseat. 😂😂
- hen yo go into the hospital and feel like dying. hether it was early labor or false labor, my contractions were to mintes apart. 😧😧😧
- 'll be thirty nine weeks on riday and feel like 've been pregnant for a year. fast, fat year.
- old my boyfriend 'm bying a bigger mattress for tax season and he got pset. e doesn't realize 'm doing this for his safety, becase if he rolls into my...
- hate not entirely being aware of contractions / not knowing what they feel like. t knowing that this cold potentially be it is driving me insane. 😧😧
- cheetoes and cranberry jice heartbrn. a piece of chocolate heartbrn. breathing heartbrn. 😧😧😧
- my mom set p my second baby shower and cold not be happier, already.
- thirteen days ntil my de date and not a single sign of baby coming other than my cervix being soft. 😧😧😧
- hen something is so fnny yo have to go to the twitter accont to confirm it's real. 😧😧😂 #itis #icant
- can not be the only person who looks at some people's kids acting a fool in pblic and jst qietly whispers, " i fcking hate kids. " #ireallydont #ijsth...
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- third trimester diarrhea is the symptom in my opinion. like, woken p from a nap becase my stomach screamed to be released. 😧😧😧 #tmi #sorrynotsorry
- so many mommies had their babies while was asleep or are having them today. love it! 😄 #goanarymommies
- pretty sre 've begn nesting withot actally nesting. cleaning bt not over doing it, set p her crib, bassinet, and washed all her clothes with a hospita...
- hen yor boyfriend and yo decide to look p how old ce be is on iki and get this bllshit as a first reslt. #welaghedtotears
- roght in the new year and my thirty seven weeks with my daghter's first msic show, ings of eon. he enjoyed all of that action, srprisingly. #happynewy...
- my boyfriend's niece and nephew are sch a disrespectfl pain in my ass. and of corse he knows, bt with his mother being their gardian, she's a psh over...
- thirty six weeks and people need to stop trying to toch my belly.
- ver hristmas. over it.