Husband: "Let's cook a really nice dinner together tonight for Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Sure! But we have to start cooking by like 4. If I eat after 6 I'll have acid reflux and I don't want stomach acid in my mouth while I sleep tonight."
#MostRomanticValentine'sDayEver #36Weeks6Days 😍

Scrolling past all of the articles on Facebook and Twitter about how to cure your NYE hangover today. Hello, silver lining of being pregnant! I'm feeling good and ready to conquer the new 2016 world today. However, all of the foods in the hangover cure links do look pretty delicious... 🍔🍟🍕🍦🍩

I get that my stomach is protruding and therefore if I spill food while it's en route to my mouth, it'll probably land there. So the abdomen spill marks on my clothes aren't a mystery. WHAT IS A MYSTERY, THOUGH: why do I spill so much damn food while trying to eat?! Am I always like this?!

YOU GUYS. The third trimester is TIRING. I tried to subject myself to last minute Christmas shopping and ended up going to two stores, eating a bagel, and bailing. PS - Target has free Christmas delivery if you order by tonight. Thank you, Target elves. My couch is much better than being on my feet.

Feeling the baby move is literally. The. Best.

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Do I really have to stop sleeping with my snoogle every night after the baby is born? 😴

Been doing a lot of thrift store shopping for baby, but today I got my first batch of new clothes in the mail via an H&M order I placed after finding out we're having a girl. I'm obsessed! Great quality and so cute. 😍

"So, this was planned?" Hello, inappropriate things to say to a pregnant woman in a BUSINESS MEETING! 🙄

Sitting at my desk bump selfie 😂