Michelle
@b3autifulm3ss·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)
США, Калифорния, Сан-Хосе
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- I feel like I'm filling out a dating profile 😄♀️♀️ ISO: non-judgemental mom friends who can share the ups and downs of raising children... ➕ ➕ Wel...
- Headed to CDM(children discovery museum SJ) AND HH (Happy Hallow SJ) this week with my 15 month old and 3 year old. If anybody wants to meet up 😀
- I hate breastfeeding! It makes me a bitter grumpy fucking hag!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh
- Idk if there are other moms in the San Jose area buuuut ill throw it out there.... my husband bought this for my son, he loves it but would love it ev...
- Thats pretty hot lol
- Maybe I'm just in a shit mood but I want to scream at people who say weed is 100% legal in CA... ITS NOT! NOT UNTIL JANUARY 2018!!! This is coming f...
- My son needs friends!! I get very sad when he goes to the park and nobody wants to play because he doesn't talk much. The mommas around here are stuck...
- Just incase anyone is wondering... brewers yeast tastes like ... that is all lol 😂
- I am so over this cluster feeding shit! My nips feel like they are going to fall off!!!
- Thought this was hilarious! Lol 😀😂
- I seriously love this thing! All of this would have been wasted into a breastpad or down my shirt without it! Im so glad I bought one!
- My boobs hurt so freaking bad! I swear a gallon would pour out if they were to just all of the sudden release the pressure
- Currently a whole 28 hours into BFing my new little one and I hate it... my nipples are already so sore and I just sit there the whole time thinking ...
- I WANT CANDY!!! Why am I so hungry man?!?!
- ❤😍😘 I am so in love
- I cannot get over how much my new son looks like his dad! Lol It seriously is crazy! He also looks like a little old man when hes upset 😂
- Well ladies, after all the bitching moaning and groaning he made his appearance very very quickly into this world. Ill update once we rest a little bi...
- Funny, I used to sit on here and envy the ladies that were super far along... since my DD came and went, now I sit here and envy the ladies that are n...
- I cannot believe after 7 hours my fucking contractions STOPPED!!! I want to die!
- Alrighty ladies, I never thought I would be one of those people buuuut hey... does this call for headed into the hospital or calling labor and delive...
- I swear my vagina is falling out 😐
- I just want to delete all my pregnancy apps! Im so tired of looking at the countdowns, 10 days.... HA I DOUBT IT! Fuck you body, just give me my baby!...
- Im so hungry but dont want to get up to make my coffee or food!!! That is all... lol
- For all the newly pregnant mommas!!! I would have killed for this deal early on in my pregnancy!!!
- So I FINALLY put up the pack n' play for my little one to sleep in (it has the bassinet also) last night aaaand ITS BROKEN! Are you joking!?!? Im so u...
- My husband is going to KILL ME... I just bought everything in my Amazon cart... the total was $363!!! Lol
- So, I randomly went on a playdate with my 2 year old today and walked away from her house with a double jogging stroller, brand new medela pump in sty...
- I am going to have my baby within the month and I want matching blankets for my 2 year old and the new baby. I can't find anyone to make me a simple n...
- I'm so happy I called my insurance today!!! Found out I actually DO qualify for a free breast pump!!! I hate mine from last pregnancy!!! Yaya!!!
- 😐 When you've gotten too used to hubby being on vacation... you remember at 8pm that you haven't made his breakfast or lunch for tomorrow, and you st...
- Let me just say I love it when Amazon screws up and sends my order twice lol Now I have 2 Fisher Price 4in1 bathtubs and 8 maternity bras!!! SCORE!!!
- Ugh this nausea is a bitch!! 35 weeks tomorrow and I just feel so sick ALL THE TIME! Please baby boy, can you be ready come at 37 weeks lol
- Fyi Carters is having a GREAT deal for Presidents Day... I got all this (more pics in comments) for $70!!!
- TMI POST: I seriously dread pooping because it is such an Olympic event to wipe! Ugh #preggoproblems lol that is all haha
- Alright ladies I need some opinions... Hubby and I STILL haven't even thought of a name for this little guy and it seems we may never come up with one...
- No judgement.... Changed because all doesnt matter lol 😉
- Ugh, I'm so fucking over my husband and the way he choses to parent his daughter! I have no patience for 15 year old shitty attitudes, so go take that...
- Started making these at 8am lol #preggoproblems
- ***Warning Bitch Fest!!! Lol*** Im so freaking tired of this pregnancy!!! This is number 4 and LAST I cannot wait for it to be over... Im on progester...
- Had a growth/cervical check/placenta scan today... Baby boy is head DOWN(yay) weighing in at approx. 4lbs2oz (some reason I was thinking bigger but ya...
- My son is seriously testing the last fucking nerve I've got!!! I cannot wait for my husband to get home so I can leave and go grocery shopping(that sa...
- I seriously cannot stand my husband right now! I know that it's just the pregnancy hormones and being so damn uncomfortable but I really just want him...
- I love feeling my son move around in my belly because it reassures me that he is okay buuuut it's starting to hurt so bad!! Go to sleep little monster...
- Yay! I got my Amazon Welcome Box today and I'm super pleased... along with a bunch of little samples 😍
- Highlight of my day, waking up to see my Amazon Welcome Box shipped!!! Lol Oh and after today, only FOUR more progesterone shots!!! Wth where did the...
- My house is a disaster but I'm just so damn tired lately!!! #noenergy
- Very small rant... I'm sorry in advance... So when you ladies read on the news "Women kills husband over unfolded laundry..." Just know that it wasnt ...
- This lightning crotch is out of control tonight!!! I feel like my son is going to shoot out of my vag jayjay! lol
- Blah! This exhaustion is so bad! I'm trying so hard to peel my ass off of the couch but it's not working lol Being sick and pregnant is NOOOOO BUENO!!...
- love my valentines day lularoe leggings!!!
- grow baby grow!!! i cant wait for this guy to be out! Feeling ish today lol