Michelle
@b3autifulm3ss·Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)
США, Калифорния, Сан-Хосе
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- feel like 'm filling ot a dating profile 😄🤦♀️🤷♀️ non-jdgemental mom friends who can share the ps and downs of raising children... 💨 ➕ 🍷➕🍺 elc...
- eaded to (children discovery msem ) (appy allow ) this week with my month old and year old. f anybody wants to meet p 😀
- hate breastfeeding! t makes me a bitter grmpy fcking hag!!! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh
- dk if there are other moms in the an ose area bt ill throw it ot there.... my hsband boght this for my son, he loves it bt wold love it even more with...
- hats pretty hot lol
- aybe 'm jst in a shit mood bt want to scream at people who say weed is % legal in ... ! !!! his is coming from a medical weed smokin momma so n...
- y son needs friends!! get very sad when he goes to the park and nobody wants to play becase he doesn't talk mch. he mommas arond here are stck p, dri...
- st incase anyone is wondering... brewers yeast tastes like 💩... that is all lol 🤣😂
- am so over this clster feeding shit! y nips feel like they are going to fall off!!!
- hoght this was hilarios! ol 🤣😀😂
- seriosly love this thing! ll of this wold have been wasted into a breastpad or down my shirt withot it! 💗 m so glad boght one!
- y boobs hrt so freaking bad! swear a gallon wold por ot if they were to jst all of the sdden release the pressre
- rrently a whole hors into ing my new little one and hate it... my nipples are already so sore and jst sit there the whole time thinking abot how ...
- !!! 🍬🍫🍰🎂🍩🍨hy am so hngry man!!
- ❤😍😘💞 am so in love
- cannot get over how mch my new son looks like his dad! ol t seriosly is crazy! e also looks like a little old man when hes pset 😂
- ell ladies, after all the bitching moaning and groaning he made his appearance very very qickly into this world. ll pdate once we rest a little bit an...
- nny, sed to sit on here and envy the ladies that were sper far along... since my came and went, now sit here and envy the ladies that are not as fa...
- cannot believe after hors my fcking contractions !!! want to die!
- lrighty ladies, never thoght wold be one of those people bt hey... does this call for headed into the hospital or calling labor and delivery am we...
- swear my vagina is falling ot 😐
- jst want to delete all my pregnancy apps! m so tired of looking at the contdowns, days.... ! ck yo body, jst give me my baby! 'm so over this stpi...
- m so hngry bt dont want to get p to make my coffee or food!!! hat is all... lol
- or all the newly pregnant mommas!!! wold have killed for this deal early on in my pregnancy!!!
- o pt p the pack n' play for my little one to sleep in (it has the bassinet also) last night aaaand ! re yo joking!! m so pset, i boght it back in e...
- y hsband is going to ... jst boght everything in my mazon cart... the total was $!!! ol
- o, randomly went on a playdate with my year old today and walked away from her hose with a doble jogging stroller, brand new medela pmp in style bre...
- am going to have my baby within the month and want matching blankets for my year old and the new baby. can't find anyone to make me a simple no sew...
- 'm so happy called my insrance today!!! ond ot actally qalify for a free breast pmp!!! hate mine from last pregnancy!!! aya!!!
- 😐 hen yo've gotten too sed to hbby being on vacation... yo remember at pm that yo haven't made his breakfast or lnch for tomorrow, and yo still have ...
- et me jst say love it when mazon screws p and sends my order twice lol ow have isher rice in bathtbs and maternity bras!!! !!!
- gh this nasea is a bitch!! weeks tomorrow and jst feel so sick ! lease baby boy, can yo be ready come at weeks lol
- yi arters is having a deal for residents ay... got all this (more pics in comments) for $!!!
- seriosly dread pooping becase it is sch an lympic event to wipe! gh #preggoproblems lol that is all haha
- lright ladies need some opinions... bby and haven't even thoght of a name for this little gy and it seems we may never come p with one we can agree...
- o jdgement.... hanged becase all doesnt matter lol 😉
- gh, 'm so fcking over my hsband and the way he choses to parent his daghter! have no patience for year old shitty attitdes, so go take that somewher...
- tarted making these at am lol #preggoproblems
- ***arning itch est!!! ol*** m so freaking tired of this pregnancy!!! his is nmber and cannot wait for it to be over... m on progesterone to prevent...
- ad a growth/cervical check/placenta scan today... aby boy is head (yay) weighing in at approx. lbsoz (some reason was thinking bigger bt yay) everyth...
- y son is seriosly testing the last fcking nerve 've got!!! cannot wait for my hsband to get home so can leave and go grocery shopping(that says some...
- seriosly cannot stand my hsband right now! know that it's jst the pregnancy hormones and being so damn ncomfortable bt really jst want him to disapp...
- love feeling my son move arond in my belly becase it reassres me that he is okay bt it's starting to hrt so bad!! o to sleep little monster!!! lol
- ay! got my mazon elcome ox today and 'm sper pleased... along with a bnch of little samples 🖒👣😍
- ighlight of my day, waking p to see my mazon elcome ox shipped!!! ol h and after today, only more progesterone shots!!! th where did the time go!!
- y hose is a disaster bt 'm jst so damn tired lately!!! #noenergy
- ery small rant... 'm sorry in advance... o when yo ladies read on the news "omen kills hsband over nfolded landry..." st know that it wasnt jst the **...
- his lightning crotch is ot of control tonight!!! feel like my son is going to shoot ot of my vag jayjay! lol
- lah! his exhastion is so bad! 'm trying so hard to peel my ass off of the coch bt it's not working lol eing sick and pregnant is !!!
- love my valentines day llaroe leggings!!!
- grow baby grow!!! i cant wait for this gy to be ot! eeling 🐳ish today lol