Michelle
@b3autifulm3ss
Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)
США, Калифорния, Сан-Хосе
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- I feel like I'm filling out a dating profile 😄🤦 ♀ 🤷 ♀ ISO: non-judgemental mom friends who can share the ups and downs of raising children... 💨 ➕ 🍷➕🍺 Welcome 😜 …03.06.2015
- Headed to CDM(children discovery museum SJ) AND HH (Happy Hallow SJ) this week with my 15 month old and 3 year old. If anybody wants to meet up 😀16.06.20183 комментария5 лайков
- I hate breastfeeding! It makes me a bitter grumpy fucking hag!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh15.08.20171 комментарий3 лайка
- Idk if there are other moms in the San Jose area buuuut ill throw it out there.... my husband bought this for my son, he loves it but would love it even more wi…15.07.20175 комментариев4 лайка
- Thats pretty hot lol22.06.20179 комментариев1 лайк
- Maybe I'm just in a shit mood but I want to scream at people who say weed is 100% legal in CA... ITS NOT! NOT UNTIL JANUARY 2018!!! This is coming from a medica…14.06.20171 комментарий6 лайков
- My son needs friends!! I get very sad when he goes to the park and nobody wants to play because he doesn't talk much. The mommas around here are stuck up, drive…24.05.20171 комментарий2 лайка
- Just incase anyone is wondering... brewers yeast tastes like 💩... that is all lol 🤣😂29.04.20172 лайка
- I am so over this cluster feeding shit! My nips feel like they are going to fall off!!!19.04.20171 комментарий3 лайка
- Thought this was hilarious! Lol 🤣😀😂10.04.20171 комментарий11 лайков
- I seriously love this thing! All of this would have been wasted into a breastpad or down my shirt without it! 💗 Im so glad I bought one!08.04.20178 лайков
- My boobs hurt so freaking bad! I swear a gallon would pour out if they were to just all of the sudden release the pressure07.04.20171 комментарий4 лайка
- Currently a whole 28 hours into BFing my new little one and I hate it... my nipples are already so sore and I just sit there the whole time thinking about how I…05.04.20174 комментария
- I WANT CANDY!!! 🍬🍫🍰🎂🍩🍨Why am I so hungry man?!?!05.04.201710 лайков
- ❤😍😘💞 I am so in love04.04.201729 лайков
- I cannot get over how much my new son looks like his dad! Lol It seriously is crazy! He also looks like a little old man when hes upset 😂04.04.201716 лайков
- Well ladies, after all the bitching moaning and groaning he made his appearance very very quickly into this world. Ill update once we rest a little bit and I ea…04.04.201710 комментариев35 лайков
- Funny, I used to sit on here and envy the ladies that were super far along... since my DD came and went, now I sit here and envy the ladies that are not as far …03.04.201711 лайков
- I cannot believe after 7 hours my fucking contractions STOPPED!!! I want to die!03.04.201714 комментариев8 лайков
- Alrighty ladies, I never thought I would be one of those people buuuut hey... does this call for headed into the hospital or calling labor and delivery? I am 39…01.04.201710 комментариев
- I swear my vagina is falling out 😐24.03.20172 комментария16 лайков
- I just want to delete all my pregnancy apps! Im so tired of looking at the countdowns, 10 days.... HA I DOUBT IT! Fuck you body, just give me my baby! I'm so ov…22.03.201712 лайков
- Im so hungry but dont want to get up to make my coffee or food!!! That is all... lol20.03.20172 комментария6 лайков
- For all the newly pregnant mommas!!! I would have killed for this deal early on in my pregnancy!!!11.03.20172 лайка
- So I FINALLY put up the pack n' play for my little one to sleep in (it has the bassinet also) last night aaaand ITS BROKEN! Are you joking!?!? Im so upset, i bo…05.03.20177 комментариев5 лайков
- My husband is going to KILL ME... I just bought everything in my Amazon cart... the total was $363!!! Lol04.03.20172 комментария10 лайков
- So, I randomly went on a playdate with my 2 year old today and walked away from her house with a double jogging stroller, brand new medela pump in style breastp…03.03.20174 комментария14 лайков
- I am going to have my baby within the month and I want matching blankets for my 2 year old and the new baby. I can't find anyone to make me a simple no sew tab …02.03.20176 комментариев2 лайка
- I'm so happy I called my insurance today!!! Found out I actually DO qualify for a free breast pump!!! I hate mine from last pregnancy!!! Yaya!!!01.03.201714 лайков
- 😐 When you've gotten too used to hubby being on vacation... you remember at 8pm that you haven't made his breakfast or lunch for tomorrow, and you still have to…28.02.20174 лайка
- Let me just say I love it when Amazon screws up and sends my order twice lol Now I have 2 Fisher Price 4in1 bathtubs and 8 maternity bras!!! SCORE!!!26.02.20172 комментария9 лайков
- Ugh this nausea is a bitch!! 35 weeks tomorrow and I just feel so sick ALL THE TIME! Please baby boy, can you be ready come at 37 weeks lol26.02.20171 лайк
- Fyi Carters is having a GREAT deal for Presidents Day... I got all this (more pics in comments) for $70!!!19.02.20176 комментариев4 лайка
- TMI POST: I seriously dread pooping because it is such an Olympic event to wipe! Ugh #preggoproblems lol that is all haha18.02.20171 комментарий13 лайков
- Alright ladies I need some opinions... Hubby and I STILL haven't even thought of a name for this little guy and it seems we may never come up with one we can ag…16.02.20178 комментариев4 лайка
- No judgement.... Changed because all doesnt matter lol 😉15.02.20174 комментария1 лайк
- Ugh, I'm so fucking over my husband and the way he choses to parent his daughter! I have no patience for 15 year old shitty attitudes, so go take that somewhere…14.02.20171 комментарий
- Started making these at 8am lol #preggoproblems10.02.20173 комментария17 лайков
- ***Warning Bitch Fest!!! Lol*** Im so freaking tired of this pregnancy!!! This is number 4 and LAST I cannot wait for it to be over... Im on progesterone to pre…09.02.20175 комментариев9 лайков
- Had a growth/cervical check/placenta scan today... Baby boy is head DOWN(yay) weighing in at approx. 4lbs2oz (some reason I was thinking bigger but yay) everyth…07.02.20173 комментария5 лайков
- My son is seriously testing the last fucking nerve I've got!!! I cannot wait for my husband to get home so I can leave and go grocery shopping(that says somethi…05.02.20171 комментарий6 лайков
- I seriously cannot stand my husband right now! I know that it's just the pregnancy hormones and being so damn uncomfortable but I really just want him to disapp…05.02.20175 лайков
- I love feeling my son move around in my belly because it reassures me that he is okay buuuut it's starting to hurt so bad!! Go to sleep little monster!!! lol03.02.201712 лайков
- Yay! I got my Amazon Welcome Box today and I'm super pleased... along with a bunch of little samples 🖒👣😍03.02.201713 комментариев14 лайков
- Highlight of my day, waking up to see my Amazon Welcome Box shipped!!! Lol Oh and after today, only FOUR more progesterone shots!!! Wth where did the time go!!31.01.20175 лайков
- My house is a disaster but I'm just so damn tired lately!!! #noenergy30.01.20171 комментарий12 лайков
- Very small rant... I'm sorry in advance... So when you ladies read on the news "Women kills husband over unfolded laundry..." Just know that it wasnt just the F…30.01.20172 комментария17 лайков
- This lightning crotch is out of control tonight!!! I feel like my son is going to shoot out of my vag jayjay! lol28.01.20176 лайков
- Blah! This exhaustion is so bad! I'm trying so hard to peel my ass off of the couch but it's not working lol Being sick and pregnant is NOOOOO BUENO!!!27.01.20175 лайков
- love my valentines day lularoe leggings!!!27.01.201717 лайков
- grow baby grow!!! i cant wait for this guy to be out! Feeling 🐳ish today lol24.01.20176 комментариев12 лайков