My insurance does this thing where they, like, reallllly don't want to give me insurance so every…

My insurance does this thing where they, like, reallllly don't want to give me insurance so every couple of months they'll send me papers just blatantly lying to try and not give me insurance lmao.

Them: "Here's us saying you make double the amount you make, you don't qualify"

Me: "Okay, but like, I don't"

Them: "🤨 okay"

Me: "Here's me notifying you I had a kid"

Them: "Cool, here's insurance for both of you"

Them: "You don't have a child living with you so we are taking your insurance"

Me: "But I do. I told you I do. He's on my insurance plan"

Them: "🤔😠 you win...for now"

Them: "Now we think you make triple the amount you actually do. Get fucked"

Me: "But like.....I don't"

Them: "Drat, foiled again 😫 we'll get you next time tho lmao 🤪🤙"