Дочь говорит, что у меня никогда не было свадьбы, а сын считает нас толстыми: плакать или смеяться?

My kids humble me every trip. My daughter said to me mommy you never had a wedding. You never kissed a boy and you need a boyfriend but not my daddy. my son gonna ask me how much I weigh and asked who was fatter me or my friend and said we belong on 600 pound life. I don’t know if i should cry or laugh. Maybe both 😭🤣