Need some sarcastic comments if anyone can help... things like...

Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair...

Lets share, ill take the pin you take the granade.

The more the better please

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Elisabeth·Мама дочки (6 лет)

My partner always says

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

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Emma·Мама двоих (10 лет, 12 лет)

You're as useful as a chocolate teapot

Its ok if you dont like me. Not everyone has good taste.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

I'm sorry I offended you with my common sense.

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tasha·Мама двоих (6 лет, 9 лет)

Thankyou... brilliant 👏 👏

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I clapped because it's finished, not because I liked it.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues.

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tasha·Мама двоих (6 лет, 9 лет)

They are brilliant 👏 😀 thankyou

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