Need some sarcastic comments if anyone can help... things like...
Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair...
Lets share, ill take the pin you take the granade.
The more the better please
You're as useful as a chocolate teapot
Its ok if you dont like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
I'm sorry I offended you with my common sense.
My partner always says
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap 🤦🏻♀️😆