I told my son this year I’m homeschooling him. I was joking with him and I told him he has to arrive…

I told my son this year I’m homeschooling him. I was joking with him and I told him he has to arrive to the building at 8am, he has to line up at the sliding glass door so i can check his temperature before he’s admitted into my building. I told him he has to call me miss. and raise his hand.. his response “ mommy you’re weird why are you so weird?” 🤣🤣🤣 mean ass is already treated the teacher bad and we haven’t even had our first day of school yet.