Late night conversation with my daughter

Me: it’s time for bed

Valeria: I’m pooping (still can’t poop in toilet)

Me: grabs baby wipes

Valeria: wait not yet,

Me: not done yet?

Valeria: my poop is having a party in my butt.

Me: 🧐

Valeria: they are having a tea party still.

Me: umm okay, I’ll wait until they are done. I guess

I’m kinda proud of her because she has been speaking more clearly & she is using full sentence now, instead of two word phrases. But the things she says still surprises me lol.