Grosser than a bale of hay at a monster truck rally 🤦🏻 ♀

More twisted than a burnt steak at a monster truck rally

I’m crying 😂😂😂

Grosser than a pulled pork sandwich with a can of coke 🤣

Angrier then a wet dog at a bbq/ with a boyfriend

Scarier than a live armadillo at a BBQ 🤣

Cuter than a burnt steak at a rodeo lmao

Hotter than a burnt steak in the springtime

Dumber than a wet dog in the washer

More twisted than a family reunion at a rodeo

Worse than your uncle in a chicken coop.

Angrier than your uncle at a barbecue

Grosser than your uncle in July in a chicken coop(hyphenated last name)

Scarier than a hungry cat with a fly swatter 😑

Sweatier than a cup of coffee at a rodeo

Sweeter than a roach with a can of coke