Taking the whole microwave lol

Charger blocks, shoe laces and toothpaste. 🤣

I'd take the batteries out of all his drones, their controllers, every tv remote, alexa and EVERY available nerd boy gadget in the house. It would make him CRAZY! 🤣

So....batteries, I'm takin ALL the damn batteries MF!

The food in the fridge all toiletries

Everything even the dust bunnies under the bed

Lmfao I took the tv remotes 😂 I’m petty asf

My douche bag ex kept ONE of a lot of my shoes when we broke up. He was an abusive asshat and I left with what I could fit in a backpack. I snuck back a few weeks later when he wasn't there to get as much as I could fit in my friends car. This fool had destroyed my fave pieces of clothing and taken one shoe from almost every pair. 🙄 AS IF me getting to go shoe shopping was punishment for "giving him up"! 🤣 Fuckin MOE-RON! (Moron is spelled this way to highlight the redneck hard 2 syllable way I'm sayin this, NOT MORE-ON but in fact MOE-RON!) Lmao!!