This is some bull! I’m taking a shower and of-course my 4 year old is in the bathroom talking to me.…
This is some bull! I’m taking a shower and of-course my 4 year old is in the bathroom talking to me. I’m about to get out, grab my towel and she says “look at your belly button mommy!” She’s giggling. I laugh. She has this look like a light bulb went off. “MOMMY! Your belly is like slime! So fluffy and squishy” proceeds to mold my mom pouch left and right, up and down. My face all in one: 😟😫😭☹️😠
LEAVE ME ALONE! I’m just trying to live, baby girl.
sherry S·
Tell her remember this when your a hormonal teenage girl and stay away from boys 👌 “these mom pouches bring us joy and carried our children ❤️
Dontspankme··
Lol yes!! She told my son when we got out of the bathroom. He said “ that’s not nice, Mommy carried me, Gigi and your big head in her belly for a long time.” 😅
sherry S··
awe your son is a smart boy and kind
Dontspankme··
thanks girl. He sure does have his moments
deleted.peace·
Awe!!! I feel this, my 4 year old was cuddling up with my last night and he kept pushing my belly down and smacking it, telling me he couldn't see the TV!
Like dude, just go to sleep and leave mommy's tummy alone. 🙄😂
Dontspankme··
Hahaha!! Between my husband and kids I’ve noticed mom pouches are more comfy than a pillow. It has its pros and cons I guess 😂
Bridgett·
Мама четверых детей
Lol mine plays with the fat on the back of my arms and she says they feel like orbeez
Dontspankme··
Lol that’s one I’ve never heard before! Well maybe because they haven’t played with orbeez. But I can say I just felt mine and...same mama same!
Your Worst Nightmare 😘··
🤣🤣 too funny
Osito Panda·
My oldest told me yesterday when I finished doing zumba "mom let me feel how squishy ur belly is."🤦♀️ then she's like "its all squishy an comfortable. Let me hug u." An she used my belly as a pillow.🤦♀️ according to her only when I workout my belly all squishy. 🤦♀️ then I have her dad playing with my under arm fat.😏 tell them they have their own fat to play with an leave my alone an dh say his is all muscles. 🤣🤣 yeah ok.🤭
Dontspankme··
Lol they are all loving up on you mama! All men think they are all muscles 😆 cute right?
Osito Panda·
Omg!! Yes!! Told them I'm going to get in shape again so they leave me alone.🤭 but joke be on me cuz they will find something else.they definitely are. 🤣🤣
Dontspankme··
Haha good luck! Of course they will!
Osito Panda··
thanks
Leah·
Awe. 🤣 My son told me I had a big nose one day and then laughed when I acted sad.
Dontspankme··
Lol they don’t get it! My daughter laughed when I looked sad and said that’s not nice. Evil little buggers 😂
Amina ·
Kids are savages lol 😂
Dontspankme··
Haha yes, no filter!
So Royal·
Мама сына (1 год)
Smh, kids really do say the darndest things huh? Lol. I love your son's comeback 😂
Dontspankme··
Yes they do...all the time I get some real jewels that crack me up. My sons reply was awesome, I think he wants me to buy him something lol