More twisted than a live armadillo in July.

Grosser than a bale of hay at a monster truck rally ... it could have been worse 😂

Hotter than a hungry cat at the legion

Cuter than your uncle at a barbecue 🤣

Hotter than a hungry cat at a rodeo.

Worse than fresh cornbread on a motorboat.

what'd okie a person from Oklahoma?

Angrier than a cup of coffee at a bbq

Grosser than your uncle in a chicken coop

Cuter than fresh cornbread at a monster truck rally. 😂