Because I'm bored and can't sleep.

Adult survey

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Afternoon, my husband says morning because it gives him better motivation at work 🤷🏼‍♀️

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Beef

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Yes

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? If I'm sitting, both, if I'm standing, right

6. Candles or Incense? Candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? No, too much if a klutz

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? I don't remember

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No

10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car

12. Shower or bath? Both

13. Do you pee in the shower? No

15. Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Either

17. Do you love someone? Yes

18. Do you own sex toys? I used to sell Pure Romance, so yes.

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? Corn dogs

20. Your favorite restaurant? I have too many. I like food.

21. What did you have for lunch today? French fries and nuggets

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? Romaine

23. When did you last fall? 2/27. Had to go to hospital

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead? Unfortunately.

25. Love or Money? Love

26. Credit Cards or cash? Credit card

27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? Yea, most of them.

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? Oreos

29. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium. But I eat a couple bites of my husbands medium rare

30. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? No, lover not a fighter.

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Camping

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? Minor surgery

34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Probably not. I've shaved half my head just because it's so thick.

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD? Lice

36.What is your favorite hard candy? Butterscotch

37) Ever been to a strip club? No

38) Ever been to a bar? Yes

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? No

42) Thrown up from drinking too much? Unfortunately

43) Had sex in the car? No

44) Had sex at the beach? No

45) Had sex in a movie theater? No

46) Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

47) Had sex at work? Only if my husbands work counts.

48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yep

49) Bought something from an adult store? Yep

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with? No

52)Have you been caught having sex? Yes

54) Have you ever kissed a stranger? No

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Too self conscious to take dirty pics 🤷🏼‍♀️