Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,

his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...

Im moving around tryna get this baby outta me...i cleaned my porch off...i mop my floors...now im cooking...come on baby girl

I am seriously so jealous of anyone who can keep their house clean for longer than 10 minutes. 😒😒 My 3 tornados make it difficult to get anything done.

Please help!

My doctor is trying to induce me before 40 weeks because she's going to be off on my due date and says my placenta is starting to look old. How do I get labor started?? I don't want to be induced for no reason and I'm thinking I won't have a choice. Please help. What do I do to get things going?