Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

So my “mother in law” wants me to get a DNA test,paternity test or whatever you’d like to call it done for my baby to make sure that her son is the father of my child which I have no problem with getting I understand where she’s coming from I haven’t been cheating so why not but what I wanted to know was if it was possible to get it done with me still being pregnant? so that I won’t have to deal with it at the birth if that is possible I’d like to know how to get that done without hurting our child

So it's been a long time since I've had my nails done. I need ideas on what I should get.

So threw up the brew but still having some contractions. I suppose it will help dilation.

Sigh so I guess my appointment for Friday to get monitoring is still on .

I hope my fluids stay consistent.