When you've finished cleaning up, after being up at 4:30am. You want a minute. One child has decided…

When you've finished cleaning up, after being up at 4:30am. You want a minute. One child has decided now is a good time to nap, yet the other won't stop telling you that they've burped or farted. There's only so much fake 'eurgh, really' that I can do. It's been 10 minutes already xx