So I usually start my pump time when milk starts coming out. Just so happened to be when we were pulling up to a yard (beekeeping work) cause for some reason The milk won’t flow in a moving vehicle (shocker, right)
SO: so you’ll be done soon?
Me:give me 14m50sec
SO: 🙄 do you REALLY need that much time? (Slams door)
Yes you mf 😠 I actually need MORE time with my sudden decrease. You try pumping a decent amount in a hot stuffy, kinda gross, truck. I might kill him some day
I’ll help you hide the body 😡