I'm bored waiting to finish the glucose test. So I'm going to share my embarassing moment from…

I'm bored waiting to finish the glucose test. So I'm going to share my embarassing moment from yesterday. At work I started throwing up after lunch and pissed myself at the same damn time. I was wearing a dress so in the restroom I just took my undies off washed them placed them in a brown baggy used for disposing pads and hid them in my bookbag/purse. Later I text a coworker and asked them to bring my purse to me because I needed my inhaler. Everyone was crowded around me because I'm having an asthma attack and instead of handing me my bag I guess he panicked and kind of dumps out stuff in my bag scrambling to get my inhaler. My underwear fell out 😱 Y'all I almost died of embarrassment... No one said anything and they may not have even noticed because it was mixed with a pile of things but, now I dont want to go back to work 🤣