Conversation between my toddler and I.

Him: (sitting on the toilet) “Mommy, mommy come here”

Me: “ Yes bubba?”

Him: “I want the ball” (ball in bathtub)

Me: “Okay but, PLEASE, (and I can’t stress this enough) DONT THROW IT IN THE TOILET”

Him: *throws it in the toilet*

😑😑😑 lord that ball is going in the trash.