I’ve said this before but it really irritates me how much my 3 year old is obsessed with his penis.
I’ve said this before but it really irritates me how much my 3 year old is obsessed with his penis.
I know every kid goes through it and I’m not shaming him for it but it’s odd that I’m telling my 3 year old that if he wants to touch himself, he needs to go into his room.
It’s just a phase.
It’s just a phase.
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Lmao! I’m so sorry! I can’t even imagine 😂😂 I hope this phase passes soon.. for your sake!😂✨
A·
Мама двоих (младенец)
Normal? YES. Annoying AF? YES. I’m so over it! I had such a good attitude about it at first but now it’s just irritating. This too shall pass. This too shall pass.
Kimberly ··
My first son wasn’t too obsessed with his. I told him even if he tugged on it, it wouldn’t grow and that was the end of it. This kid... he knows that he can hide under a blanket so he’s out of sight. Like why?! 😭
A··
Мама двоих (младенец)
@kimberly_the-preemie-mom, Our sons sound way too much alike. 🤦🏼♀️
Sarah Martinez·
Мама сына (2 года)
I feel you. My son hasn't started playing with his yet, but he loves to tell everyone that he has one and anything that looks even a little phallic he tells everyone looks like his penis. Which is super fun, especially when we're by the bananas at the grocery store. 🙄
Kimberly ··
Hahaha oh yeah, that must be great! “This banana is bigger than my penis!” Lol. I can hear it now.
jenna tess·
Oh man, I can only imagine how much this will annoy me if this Little is a boy.
I’m the kind of person that makes Faye leave the room if she even needs to fart. I don’t like the idea of kids (or adults for that matter) farting in front of others - if you need to pass gas, please walk into the other room and come back when you’re finished. No need to announce what you’re up to..just make a trip to the dinning room and back. I can only imagine my go-to phrase will be the same, “go to your room”. Hahahah.
Kimberly ··
You would be driven nuts around my boys. It’s a total toot fest all the time here! And they giggle about it, then I giggle about them giggling. There’s no shame. I also get the “mom I’m gunna go poop now!” conversations... like okay, thanks for letting me know. It’s not like I can’t smell it. 😭