If anyone buys my son chocolate again next Christmas I am going to start ripping off heads. Still to…

If anyone buys my son chocolate again next Christmas I am going to start ripping off heads. Still to this day I am finding stashed chocolate coins, stashed little green aldi choco balls, chomps, freddos etc, his bed looks like he's shat himself about 12 times since Christmas Eve. I finally cracked today, found every single one and ate them myself like an evil grinch witch, karma is right back at me though because now I can't move without feeling like I'm gonna vom. Next year there is a ban. Oh I swore I'd never turn into my parents but day by day I come out with lines they used and I'm like ffs facepalm.

Anyway, hope you all had a lovely Christmas/New Year! Haven't been on the app as I've been too emmersed in my DIY 😚