He act like I wore him out!!! Does anyone else find themselves often having a pointless prep talk…

He act like I wore him out!!! Does anyone else find themselves often having a pointless prep talk with their toddler before they do something you told them not to do anyway! 🙄 like....whyyyy and how does he figure I feel like chasing his lil naked behind EVERYtime his feet touches the floor after bathing! I mean he waits for that moment! Really, this has become a routine...& he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world to watch me wobble behind him.. & fight to put them lil twist in his head!!🤦‍♀️ Whyy!!! Boy Goodnight!!😂