My contractions are 1-10 mins apart so can I go home now so I can eat I’m dying over here 😩

So just saw this and I want it so I can be lazy or so I can multitask. Lol
Ok now I’m like damn I wish B.B. was still here so I can become a B.B. mom 🤣🤣
So I guess i shouldnt have updated the app.. now I can only see a few post.. 😟
I'm so confused if I am having a chemical pregnancy is there anything that I can do?